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Fake Channel tunnel duped tourists into ‘pretend’ French holiday
Police have uncovered an elaborate fraud which was duping holiday makers into believing that they were travelling under the English channel, when in fact they were just being taken on a crudely...
View ArticleNewcastle Police arrest tourists for appearing dressed
Newcastle police announced they’ve arrested two female and three male tourists for appearing dressed in central Newcastle on a night out. According to the spokesman, the women were wearing long skirts...
View ArticleMalaysian mountain god demands ‘more tits’
The sacred spirit of Mount Kinabalu – who is largely in charge of keeping the island of Borneo above sea level – made a dramatic statement today, but this time using language, rather than dangerously...
View ArticleAnti-tourism marches now a major tourist attraction
Jaded travellers who previously thought they had seen and done everything have discovered an exciting new travel experience this summer in angry marches against tourism. Many are now flocking to the...
View ArticleMillions flock to Jersey after island officially declared ‘paradise’
Hordes of British holidaymakers have cancelled planned excursions to the Caribbean, Maldives and Fiji after a report has branded the island of Jersey ‘paradise’, despite a long run of Trip Adviser...
View ArticleGovernment seeks to attract time traveller tourists from the future
As travel from Europe to the UK becomes ever more complicated after Brexit, the Cabinet has decided to boost foreign currency reserves by attracting visitors travelling in space ships from the future,...
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